There was once a blonde, brunette, and a red head, and a police officer was chasing them. When the blonde, brunette, and the red head were running, they came upon a farm, so they went in. The brunette hid behind a cow, the red head a horse, and the blonde a potatoesack. When the police officer went in the farm, he first walked over to the cow. “Have you seen a blonde, brunette, or a red head?” said the police officer. “Moo.” said the brunette behind the cow. Of course, the police officer knew that cows say moo so he went to the horse. “Have you seen a blonde, brunette, or a red head?” the police officer asked the horse. “Neigh, Neigh.” said the red head behind the horse. So the police officer went to the potatoesack. “Have you seen a blonde, brunette, or a red head?” the police officer asked the potatoesack. The blonde behind the potatoesack said, ” PO-TA-TOE-SAA-CK!!”

Potatoesack has a certian tune to it. And that’s the joke!